Ah, thyroid cancer.  That beautiful thing that people assume is curable and “no big deal.”  The truth is there is no good type of cancer.  Anyone who says there is hasn’t had it or watched a loved one go through it.  Actually, people who say that are just relieved because when you say thyroid cancer they don’t think they have to feel sorry for you because they assume you’re cured or will be soon.  They don’t have to get emotional or know what to say.  Be sensitive.  Don’t say that shit.  (Excuse the language.)